genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

mishas-assbutts:

[x]

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

hampton-emma:

There’s no better time to be reblogging this again.

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

halfstepaway:

icaylasweetheart:

Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

NUMBER EIGHT THOUGH

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be